From a forwarded email...
(spoiler warning)
FW: What not to do during Return of the King
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your
lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and
shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the
theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and
Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the
Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"
The First Philippine Star Wars Convention
December 18-21, 2003
Alabang Town Center Cinema Lobby
"A New Hope" awed you in 1977. The Empire struck back with Han Solo frozen in carbonite and Luke Skywalker's right hand floating in outer space in 1980, but Leia Organa helped Luke kick Jabba the Hutt's butt in 1983. You saw how it all began, the seeds of the dark side sown in Anakin Skywalker's soul in The Phantom Menace in 1999. The fear and the anger grow as Anakin loses control in Attack of the Clones, and still you sit, mouth agape, eyes glued to the screen as Amidala fights for her life in the arena while numerous Jedi rally to defend the free Republic from a growing threat.
On the eve of 2004, relive the adventure across the stars as Dream Satellite TV, Star Movies and Star Wars Philippines present to you the FIRST PHILIPPINE STAR WARS CONVENTION, from Thursday, December 18, to Sunday, December 21, 2003, in celebration of the Asian television premiere of "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" on December 31, 2003, 9:30PM and 11:30PM, only on Star Movies.
Come to Alabang Town Center on Thursday, December 18, 2003, for the opening of the Convention at 4:00PM at the Cinema Lobby, and marvel at the works of international comic book artists Gerry Alanguilan, Gary Mayoralgo, Ryan Orosco, Edgar Tadeo and Carlo Vergara, amon g others, at the Star Wars Fan Art Exhibit, on display until Sunday, December 21, 2003. Add to your collection of Star Wars memorabilia as you browse through the merchandise on sale. Train as a Padawan at the Jedi Academy on Saturday and Sunday, December 20 and 21, or join the on-the-spot art contests and art demonstrations on Sunday, December 21. Educate yourself at seminars on collecting and digital filmmaking, and hold your breath as Jedi battle it out before your eyes with lightning moves and flashing lightsabers on Saturday, December 20, or simply mingle and talk interplanetary politics with the many Jedi milling about.
THE FIRST PHILIPPINE STAR WARS CONVENTION, brought to you by Dream Satellite TV, Star Movies and Star Wars Philippines, December 18 to 21, 2003, at the Alabang Town Center. Feel the Force only on Star Movies with the Asian television premiere of "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones", with back-to-back screenings at 9:00pm and 11:30pm . Experience it in digital clarity, anywhere in the country... only on Dream.
Join us - do or do not, there is no try. May the Force be with you.
Tuning Up
I don;t mind most kinds of music, except for Country, now that's downright unbearable...
I've listened to classical music to calm me down, dance music to get my blood running, rhythm and blues to get into the groove, contemporary pop to get up to speed, electronica and trance to get hyper, live music to get a life... etc etc etc
lately, i've been stuck on electronica for some strange reason, house music and trance, and other various types, it matters not who made the song, it just needs to be fast and loud, but I still find myself winding down with John Mayer Tunes at the end of the day
"I can;t remember the last time I felt like this, must be a first time for everything"
